[Pringle]

“The new men’s fragrance from BOSS fuses the stupidity of a gullible man with the pure, unstoppable thrust of bullshit cascading out of our marketing department. BOSS PURE is an aquatic scent with a cool, fresh note and a masculine elegance, created for naive men who lap up any bullshit thats marketed to them, and lack clarity, drive and the ability to make inforned choices..”