if you could change

[buzzcock]

i would make myself 50lb heavier. i am the skinniest bugger on the planet.

[DISINFO]

Remove All My Excessive Body Hair.

[Triggernomics]

Originally Posted by buzzcock

i would make myself 50lb heavier. i am the skinniest bugger on the planet.

I'd be surprised if you are skinnier than me (unless you are anorexic).

[Dunnymonster]

Hey I'm so skinny last tme I wore a pair of Doctor Martin boots, somebody took me to the golf club and used me as 7 Wood! LOL

[Triggernomics]

I'm so skinny I rock up to jazz-clus and use my ribs to do impromptu avant-garde xylophone performances!

[Dunnymonster]

LOL I'm so skinny I have to run around in the shower to get wet.

[doughnut]

my calves!!!

[Dunnymonster]

Originally Posted by doughnut

my calves!!!

Don't worry Doughnut, I'm sure once they are all grown up you will have a great pair of Heifers!

[Jaqoda]

I wouldn't change anything.

Once you start, then you're accepting that you are insecure in yourself. A person with slight physical differences from 'perfect' who acknowledges and accepts their differences with confidence will always be more attractive than someone who is insecure enough to change what is in their minds a distorted view of themselves.

As an example, my nose is slightly off to one side as a result of being punched because my friend started a fight with 6 British infantrymen on leave at a club when he was drunk. I jumped in to stop him getting his head kicked in (partially successfully). Immediately after I thought about having it put straight, but I decided against it because every time I notice it it reminds me of the life lesson I learned because of it.

In regards to having cosmetic surgery for body issues that could be resolved by exercise, there is no excuse other than laziness, which is never an attractive quality.

[Triggernomics]

Originally Posted by Dunnymonster

Don't worry Doughnut, I'm sure once they are all grown up you will have a great pair of Heifers!

Nice-dad joke dunny!